Awful artwork

Welcome to the gallery nobody asked for. I’m in my thirties, work a full-time job in the city, and decided to pick up a hobby that wouldn’t bankrupt me, require lycra or involve joining a cult.

So here it is: a personal archive of terrible still lifes and failed attempts at recreating widely celebrated masterpieces.

I have no artistic skill. No vision. No meaningful desire to improve. I’m not trying to be an artist, I’m just trying to do something that doesn’t involve a screen or spreadsheets.

Is it art? Not really.
Is there effort? Occasionally.
Is it fun? You can be the judge.

This is a space for creative chaos, low-stakes expression, and the, highly unlikely, accidental success. If you’re into that, or just fancy a butchers, then I hope you enjoy yourself ❤️