Get in touch

In the unlikely event you want to get in touch…or, god forbid, pay for something I’ve made…feel free to drop me a message using the contact form below.

They say every man has his price, and mine’s surprisingly reasonable. If you want me to draw something special to you, chuck a few quid my way and I’ll give it a go. No promises, no refunds, definitely no masterpieces, but you will get something uniquely terrible (and made just for you).

I’ve no idea why you’d want to, but feel free to ping me an email or submit a message below, but just know I rarely check the inbox…unless you’re offering money, obviously.